Reason #731 I'm glad I don't own this house

A brick from the corner of the chimney just plunged to its doom in the yard, making an impressive racket on the way down. Figuring out what made the noise and finding the brick was not what I had in mind for a fun midnight game.

I <heart> the MGL

Whereas, The deferred operation of this act would tend to defeat its purpose, which is to allow forthwith for the tasting of alcoholic beverages, therefore it is hereby declared to be an emergency law, necessary for the immediate preservation of the public convenience.